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Rocky Cologne's Comedy Traffic Schools
Taught By Professional Comedians! Why Be Bored?! It's SERIOUS FUN!!
We are the "BEST" at what we do!
As seen on Kron4 News - featured in a PBS documentary - highly recommended & written up in every major newspaper in the Bay Area and even the London Evening Standard (U.K.).
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We submit your certificate to the court for you!
We provide you with proof of attendance so...
Once you're done with our course, you really are all done.
Quick, fun, painless, oh yeah and funny!!
Our guarantee:
"If you're not laughing, we'll charge you double!"
"I got pulled over for driving in the diamond lane. Cop said to me, 'You know you have to have more than one person in the car to drive in the car pool lane.' I said, 'Check the trunk.'"
- Doug Benson
“If you get a message that says, we have no classes for 6 months, please ignore, it's a "bug" we are working on. We have classes available."
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